Tag: london
Posted 20 Jul 2012
Posted 12 Oct 2011
Don’t Lose Sight of Your Love for London while You Clip Your Nails
Finally, you can combine two of your favorite activities: clipping your toenails and loving London!
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Posted 13 Jun 2011
Plate Clock Tells You When to Eat and When to Look At Touristy Shit
It’s 3 o’clock so it must be time to look the Tower of London. See how easy it is! Forget the guidebook and grab some cutlery and enjoy every minute of your London plate clock.
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Posted 12 Jun 2011
Warm and Cuddly Queen’s Guard Cyclops
This 2012 London Olympic mascot won’t miss a thing… unless it involves taste, hearing or smell.
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Posted 15 Apr 2011
Happy Patriotic Pigs
It’s a British imperialist pig , but it accepts coins of virtually any currency.
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Posted 10 Apr 2011
Unsigned Plate-Like Framed Photo
Didn’t get a personal invite to the Royal Wedding? Here’s the next best thing: an unsigned photo of the royal couple encased in a light-weight frame with no less than 20 London attractions interlaced into an architectural dreadlock.
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Posted 10 Apr 2011
Tube Map for Binge Drinking Tourists
Drink yourself into oblivion with this shot glass, pass out on the London Underground, wake up hours later and use that same shot glass to find your way back home. Perfect for the visiting binge drinker!
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Posted 10 Apr 2011
Three-Foot Tall British Phone Booth!
Bring home an adorable three-foot-tall red British phone booth that is guaranteed not to work. It’s too small for children to play in, but you can fill it with all sorts of crap just like we did.
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Posted 10 Apr 2011
London’s Clock Tower as Envisioned by Donald Trump
Bet you didn’t know London’s famous Clock Tower was make of solid fake gold? Place this shiny almost-exact replica on your mantle and bring back those fond memories of you posing in front of the real thing.
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Kate & William Mug