Posted 10 Apr 2011
Posted 10 Apr 2011
Posted 10 Apr 2011
Three-Foot Tall British Phone Booth!
Bring home an adorable three-foot-tall red British phone booth that is guaranteed not to work. It’s too small for children to play in, but you can fill it with all sorts of crap just like we did.
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Posted 10 Apr 2011
Dress Like a Real British Cop… Under Your Clothes
Ever wondered what those sexy Bobbies wear under their police uniforms? Or what if feels like to have the Union Jack flag that close to your penis?
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Posted 10 Apr 2011
London’s Clock Tower as Envisioned by Donald Trump
Bet you didn’t know London’s famous Clock Tower was make of solid fake gold? Place this shiny almost-exact replica on your mantle and bring back those fond memories of you posing in front of the real thing.
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Posted 10 Apr 2011
Everything You Already Know About The Royal Couple Packaged in a Whole New Way
Get the full fairy tale love story on William and Catherine… complete with DVD! It covers how they met, got engaged, spent a few hundred million on a wedding, and were chased by paparazzi ever after.
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Posted 10 Apr 2011
Can You Believe the Leaning Tower of Pisa is This Cheap?!!
Try to spot the real Leaning Tower of Pisa. They’re all so life-like and beautifully crafted it’s almost impossible!
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Posted 10 Apr 2011
Have You Ever Seen a Rat This Fucking Adorable?
Hey, look, a rat on a Vespa is stealing the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Just kidding, it’s only a magnet. Funny joke!
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Posted 10 Apr 2011
The 4-Teat Coffee Mug
You’ll never forget to add milk when you start your day with a perfectly balanced 4-teat cup of coffee or tea. Udder bliss!
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Posted 10 Apr 2011
Pisa… You Know, That Place Where Popeye Hangs Out
Celebrate this Italian wonder with an authentic Popeye-and-Olive-on-a-scooter T-shirt. The cartoon couple were well-known supporters of Italian architecture.
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Posted 10 Apr 2011
Relaxation Bag Will Help You Find Your Inner Serenity
Take one look at this tote bag and waves of relaxation will instantly wash over you and lull you into a state of sedated Milwaukee bliss. Now carry it around and let others benefit from its powerful relaxation powers.
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Posted 10 Apr 2011
Milwaukee, The Rainbow Peace Capital of the Midwest
Missed the whole hippie movement? It’s not too late. Grab this rainbow peace magnet (comes decorated with three geminoids and the word ”Milwaukee”), download some Grateful Dead tunes and start making up for lost time. It’s th ...READ MORE
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Posted 10 Apr 2011
Cheese Bell Is Perfect for All Cheese-Related Occasions
Your cheese is aged to perfection and ready to serve, but how will you let your guests know it’s time to eat? With this handy cheese bell, that’s how! That smug little mouse makes a perfect grip. Just ring a few time and your cheese-lovin ...READ MORE
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Posted 10 Apr 2011
“Holy Shit, There’s A Little Cow in My Shot Glass!”
How many times have you been pounding a shot of Tequila and thought you saw a tiny, cute cow at the bottom of the glass? It doesn’t need to be a hallucination any more! This shot glass has everything you could want in a hard-liquor delivery sy ...READ MORE
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Posted 10 Apr 2011
“I Made Varsity!” Cow Tipper Magnet
Does mom really need to know you didn’t make the cut for the cow-tipping team? Slap this magnet on your fridge and she’ll be convinced you’re an actual team member. Who questions the hard evidence of a magnet?
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Posted 10 Apr 2011
Classic Joke Shows Off Brilliant Wisconsin Humor
Here’s a hilarious joke and magnet in one! And in cheese-crazy Wisconsin, this joke can be appreciated on so many levels (such as the actual cheese-cutting level and the fart level — just to name two of them.
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Posted 10 Apr 2011
Real Mouse in a Cheese!
Hey look, it’s a real mouse poking it’s cute little head out of a cheese. Gotcha! It’s really just a life-like fridge magnet. You’ll have your friends laughing for hours with this witty gag magnet, just like the good old days ...READ MORE
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Posted 10 Apr 2011
The Guess-Who-Got-Mommy-Pregnant-Again Magnet
Here’s a clever, subtle way of telling that guy/girl you had just awkward sex with in the cornfield that they better not tell anyone about it. Put it on the fridge and let it turn into a great guessing game.
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Posted 9 Apr 2011
Pink Princess Shot Glass for Our Youngest Drinkers
You’re a 6-year-old girl who already owns the pink princess teddy bear. Now you want some matching items that will allow you to play grown-up games like ”drinking coffee” and ”slamming shots.”
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Posted 9 Apr 2011
Who Needs a Swiss Bank Account
Nothing says safe money like Al Capone’s Chicago… and a yellow pig.
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Posted 9 Apr 2011
Shot Glass for Milk Lovers
You love milk straight from a cow’s teat, but can’t stand booze? This shot-udder will help any hard-core milk drinker smoothly transition to alcoholism.
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Tube Map for Binge Drinking Tourists