“Hey Mom, I’m a Stoner in the Canary Islands!” Ashtray

Put a smile on any smoker’s face when they tap their ash into this carefree and crazy ashtray.
Tenerife, Canary Islands
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Dirk Wandel

Happy Patriotic Pigs

It’s a British imperialist pig , but it accepts coins of virtually any currency.
London / Great Britain
24 likes
Dirk Wandel

Yarrr, Tennessee!

Aye matey! Brings back all those great memories hanging out with dead pirates in Tennessee.
Pioneer, Tennessee
36 likes
Karen Reiber

Collect the Whole Eiffel Tower Family

Talk about uncanny renderings! The patriotic one on the left is a dead ringer for tower creator, Alexandre Gustave Eiffel, looking dapper (and medicated) in his favorite bow tie and top hat. The pink one looks just like his wife, Marie (before she co ...READ MORE
Paris
39 likes
Elizabeth A. Taylor

You Can’t Stop Dancing After Downing a Shot from this Colombian Hoof

Fiesta into the night with this awkward road-kill shot glass — a perfect conversation starter!
Arlington, VA
26 likes
Doug Herbert

Florida Gator Thermometer

A gator can’t get a job as a meteorologist, but it can tell you the current temperature.
Orlando, FL
24 likes
Ron Reynolds

Santa Monica… For All Your Boating, Fishing and McDonalds Needs

Wear this pin and show people just how unavoidable those Golden Arches are.
Santa Monica, CA
16 likes
Ron Reynolds

Jamaican Bananas… from Tennessee!

Ya mon, me be lovin’ some rasta banana wit da creepy smile! It’s the Latest Nashville must-have!
Nashville, TN
46 likes
Brent Moore
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The “I Swallowed a Snowglobe” Bear with Demon Eyes

Great Smoky Mountains are safer now that this possessed bear has been removed.
Pigeon Forge, Tennessee
21 likes
Eartha Kitsch

Our Bestselling Pig-Humping Throw Rug

Walk barefoot across this stylish throw rug and get ready for some sizzlin’ bacon from Chattanooga!
Chattanooga, TN USA
46 likes
Eartha Kitsch

Traditional Academic Back Scratcher

This traditional University of Wisconsin back scratcher will satisfy any academic itch up to PhD level. It can also be used for waving to friends across campus, petting badgers, and shaking hands with people you’d rather not touch.
Milwaukee airport
14 likes
Doug Lansky

Presto! You’re Certified. Start tipping!

As any self-respecting cow tipper knows, the toughest part is nailing down that certification. Instead of waiting for months for the paperwork to be processed, you can now pick up this handy coffee mug.
Milwaukee airport
21 likes
Doug Lansky

Unsigned Plate-Like Framed Photo

Didn’t get a personal invite to the Royal Wedding? Here’s the next best thing: an unsigned photo of the royal couple encased in a light-weight frame with no less than 20 London attractions interlaced into an architectural dreadlock.
London, England
15 likes
Doug Lansky

Own the Very Same Framed Photo the Royal Couple Has on Their Wall

You can almost imagine the vow: ”I love you as much as all the framed Union Jack-patterned, heart-shaped royal seals with faux-silver London miniature attractions in the whole world.”
london, england
17 likes
Doug Lansky

His and Hers British Police dogs!

Can’t decide which to get… get both! They’re police partners. Place them in front of your home and keep thieves at bay. Have been proven more effective than at least one high-priced security system.
London, England
16 likes
Doug Lansky

Tube Map for Binge Drinking Tourists

Drink yourself into oblivion with this shot glass, pass out on the London Underground, wake up hours later and use that same shot glass to find your way back home. Perfect for the visiting binge drinker!
London, England
28 likes
Doug Lansky

Almost-Vintage Guitars Guarantee Amazing British Rock Sound

Command instant respect at your next rock concert with one of these genuine kick-ass British electric guitars. So hard core, you’ll risk getting mistaken for Keith Richards, Pete Townsend, or maybe Eric Clapton… but that’s just a c ...READ MORE
london, england
6 likes
Doug Lansky

Three-Foot Tall British Phone Booth!

Bring home an adorable three-foot-tall red British phone booth that is guaranteed not to work. It’s too small for children to play in, but you can fill it with all sorts of crap just like we did.
london, england
17 likes
Doug Lansky

London’s Clock Tower as Envisioned by Donald Trump

Bet you didn’t know London’s famous Clock Tower was make of solid fake gold? Place this shiny almost-exact replica on your mantle and bring back those fond memories of you posing in front of the real thing.
london, england
15 likes
Doug Lansky

Everything You Already Know About The Royal Couple Packaged in a Whole New Way

Get the full fairy tale love story on William and Catherine… complete with DVD! It covers how they met, got engaged, spent a few hundred million on a wedding, and were chased by paparazzi ever after.
london, england
7 likes
Doug Lansky

Can You Believe the Leaning Tower of Pisa is This Cheap?!!

Try to spot the real Leaning Tower of Pisa. They’re all so life-like and beautifully crafted it’s almost impossible!
pisa, italy
20 likes
Doug Lansky

Have You Ever Seen a Rat This Fucking Adorable?

Hey, look, a rat on a Vespa is stealing the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Just kidding, it’s only a magnet. Funny joke!
pisa, italy
7 likes
Doug Lansky

The 4-Teat Coffee Mug

You’ll never forget to add milk when you start your day with a perfectly balanced 4-teat cup of coffee or tea. Udder bliss!
Milwaukee airport
26 likes
Doug Lansky

Pisa… You Know, That Place Where Popeye Hangs Out

Celebrate this Italian wonder with an authentic Popeye-and-Olive-on-a-scooter T-shirt. The cartoon couple were well-known supporters of Italian architecture.
pisa, italy
19 likes
Doug Lansky

Relaxation Bag Will Help You Find Your Inner Serenity

Take one look at this tote bag and waves of relaxation will instantly wash over you and lull you into a state of sedated Milwaukee bliss. Now carry it around and let others benefit from its powerful relaxation powers.
Milwaukee airport
8 likes
Doug Lansky

Milwaukee, The Rainbow Peace Capital of the Midwest

Missed the whole hippie movement? It’s not too late. Grab this rainbow peace magnet (comes decorated with three geminoids and the word ”Milwaukee”), download some Grateful Dead tunes and start making up for lost time. It’s th ...READ MORE
Milwaukee airport
12 likes
Doug Lansky

Cheese Bell Is Perfect for All Cheese-Related Occasions

Your cheese is aged to perfection and ready to serve, but how will you let your guests know it’s time to eat? With this handy cheese bell, that’s how! That smug little mouse makes a perfect grip. Just ring a few time and your cheese-lovin ...READ MORE
Milwaukee airport
11 likes
Doug Lansky

“Holy Shit, There’s A Little Cow in My Shot Glass!”

How many times have you been pounding a shot of Tequila and thought you saw a tiny, cute cow at the bottom of the glass? It doesn’t need to be a hallucination any more! This shot glass has everything you could want in a hard-liquor delivery sy ...READ MORE
Milwaukee airport
29 likes
Doug Lansky

“I Made Varsity!” Cow Tipper Magnet

Does mom really need to know you didn’t make the cut for the cow-tipping team? Slap this magnet on your fridge and she’ll be convinced you’re an actual team member. Who questions the hard evidence of a magnet?
Milwaukee airport
8 likes
Doug Lansky

Classic Joke Shows Off Brilliant Wisconsin Humor

Here’s a hilarious joke and magnet in one! And in cheese-crazy Wisconsin, this joke can be appreciated on so many levels (such as the actual cheese-cutting level and the fart level — just to name two of them.
Milwaukee airport
12 likes
Doug Lansky