Posted 19 May 2011
Posted 18 May 2011
Russian Fish with Mustache
This Russian fish will patiently listen to all your fishing stories. It’s the perfect companion for any mustachioed fisherman.
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Posted 17 May 2011
These Intellectual Leprechauns Can’t Stop Reading!
Accent your library with these well-read leprechauns.
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Posted 16 May 2011
Cross-Dressing Hawaiian Ukulele Player
Enjoy spying on your house guests as they lift the hula skirt to sneak a peek at what’s beneath.
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Posted 12 May 2011
Blowfish In A Sombrero
Hard to imagine anything as fucking adorable as a blowfish (or perhaps a potato) with a custom fitted sombrero and eyes that move when shaken.
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Posted 12 May 2011
This Great Pyramid Can Be Lifted By A Single Human — And It’s Black!
There are people who will tell you that Egypt doesn’t have a black pyramid. Or that they are much larger. Are you going to believe them or your own eyes?
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Posted 11 May 2011
Just Try To Tie These Shoes!
Here’s one practical joke you won’t forget — the shoelaces are painted on with an uncanny realness. You’ll be laughing for hours with these otherwise practical and comfortable wooden shoes.
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Posted 9 May 2011
Ahoy, It’s A Genuine Dutch Clog Schooner
This seaworthy garden shoe will sail one of your feet away to a paradise island, which you can then declare a Dutch colony. Comes with three sails, three flags, and as many Dutch icons as you can reasonably squeeze onto a single shoe.
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Posted 6 May 2011
Bulgarian Fiddle Clock Guarantees Not to Annoy You With Bulgarian Folk Music
Okay, so maybe you can’t play the six-stringed Gadulka, but you can use it to tell time! And with just a mild ticking sound, it is 99% less annoying than the non-clock version.
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Posted 3 May 2011
Traditional Russian Monkey Coffee Mug
Start the day right with a sip of coffee from this traditional Russian monkey mug. Grab hold of one monkey to lift the mug so you can bring it up to eye level for a drink or just to get a closer look at the hanging monkey’s bare ass!
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Posted 2 May 2011
Executive Toad Coin Purse
Show off your financial acumen by keeping your coins in this refined and practical Cane Toad Purse.
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Posted 30 Apr 2011
Revolutionaries 50% Off While Regime Lasts
Snap up your favorite revolutionary and show off your counter-culture tendencies.
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Posted 29 Apr 2011
This Confederate Blanket Will Help Keep You Warm, Segregated
Keep those pesky liberals at bay while you secede from that cold northern weather in our bestselling Confederate blanket (and shotgun wrap).
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Posted 28 Apr 2011
Japanese Golden Poo Brings Good Luck and Reminds You of Soft-Serve Ice Cream
You can happily stare for hours at this perfectly sculpted golden piece of poo on a red silk pillow. Makes a great centerpiece for your dining table. (Note: yes, this is an actual souvenir and yes, it is a gold-plated poop. It’s good luck in Japan ...READ MORE
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Posted 28 Apr 2011
The “I Flunked High School Civics” Oba-Mao Duffel
Fox News has you confused between Lenin, Mao, Stalin and Obama? Don’t bother trying to sort out the details. Just sling this Oba-Mao bag over your shoulder and proudly show people you don’t give a shit about history, ideologies, or fact ...READ MORE
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Posted 28 Apr 2011
Royal Wedding Bear with Ring Will Make You Cry with Love
Okay, you’re beginning to realize that Prince William is not going to marry you. But all is not lost! You can have the next best thing: William the Bear. And it comes with the ring that Kate might be wearing if she weren’t already getting ...READ MORE
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Posted 27 Apr 2011
Royal Wedding Toy Set
Hey Kids! Just imagine marrying into the Royal Family and getting pursued by paparazzi for the rest of your life. Or hanging out in Buckingham palace drinking gin and tonics with the Queen. The royal fun is as limitless as your imagination.
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Posted 27 Apr 2011
Princess Kate Thimbles — One For Every Digit!
Imagine sewing a patch on your jeans with a different Princess Kate thimble on each digit! Or just being able to use a different one Monday to Friday! What a feeling!
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Posted 26 Apr 2011
Mini King Kong Keeps Watch Over Your Pens
Prevent unwanted pen borrowing — let’s the mighty Kong guard your office supplies.
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Posted 25 Apr 2011
You’ve Never Fondled Kangaroo Testicles this Practical!
Need to light your cigarette or open a beer? Why not use a Kangaroo nutsack for the job? Those dead ”Roo” testicles feel great in your hand, provide all the grip you could wish for and make the task a breeze.
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Posted 23 Apr 2011
Chairman Mao Lighter Plays Catchy Tune, Gets You in Smoking Mood
Take a great leap forward with your smoking, comrades! When opened, this Mao Zedong lighter plays ”The East is Red.”
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Posted 22 Apr 2011
Famous Niagra Falls Aliens Commemorated in Glorious Salt and Pepper Shakers
Sure, you know the famous golden-eyed alien twins of Niagra Falls. Finally, someone has gotten around to honoring them with this hand-painted salt and pepper set.
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Posted 21 Apr 2011
Welcome to Egybt
Millions of people have visited Egypt, but how many can say they’ve been to Egybt?! When moved, this adorable camel also plays a catchy arabic jingle and nearly synchronizes it with illuminated flashing red eyes.
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Posted 21 Apr 2011
“David” Boxers — The Underwear Michelangelo Would Have Worn
C’mon, who among us wouldn’t want to show off our hand-sculpted penis with Renaissance stucco pubic hair?
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Posted 20 Apr 2011
You’ll Simply Love This Canned Fog
Crack open a can of SF fog and let the same magical silver cloud that shrouds the Golden Gate Bridge help you with all your vital fogging needs. It can keep you from having to watch your kids eat at the breakfast table, look at your uncleaned room or ...READ MORE
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Posted 20 Apr 2011
Paris Handbag with Built-In Bra
Ladies, how many times have you walked out the door, made it halfway to town and realized you forgot your bra? That’s where the Parisian bra bag comes in. Just hold it casually in front of your chest like a souvenir and no one will be the wis ...READ MORE
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Posted 17 Apr 2011
Popener — Pope Bottle Opener
Pop open a cold brew with the help of Pope John Paul II — official bottle opener of the Vatican.
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Posted 17 Apr 2011
Luck-of-the-Irish Toilet Ashtray
Tap your cigarette ash into this hand-crafted mini toilet and enjoy a dose of that sophisticated Irish humor.
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Posted 15 Apr 2011
Mount Rushmore Oil Lamp
Quick, which US President has a lamp sticking out of his head? Learn all sorts of useful American history and light up your room at the same time with this Mount Rushmore table lamp
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Posted 15 Apr 2011
Ladies and Gentlemen, Her Majesty’s Beefeater Ducks!
Beefeater guards protect the Tower of London and Crown Jewels, but who do you think protects th e moat? The Beefeater ducks, that’s who! A highly trained and respected brigade of webbed-foot soldiers.
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Wind-Energy-Powered Eco Vase