Wind-Energy-Powered Eco Vase

Just leave it to the Dutch to come up with this eco-brainchild. This high-tech vase utilizes wind power to generate enough energy to safely hold a bouquet of fake flowers for hundreds of years without needing to be replaced.
Netherlands
11 likes
Mohd Haka Khambali

Russian Fish with Mustache

This Russian fish will patiently listen to all your fishing stories. It’s the perfect companion for any mustachioed fisherman.
Gzhel, Russia
17 likes
Svetlana Nikolaeva

These Intellectual Leprechauns Can’t Stop Reading!

Accent your library with these well-read leprechauns.
ireland
10 likes
Maria Dryfhout

Cross-Dressing Hawaiian Ukulele Player

Enjoy spying on your house guests as they lift the hula skirt to sneak a peek at what’s beneath.
hawaii
18 likes
phartisan

Blowfish In A Sombrero

Hard to imagine anything as fucking adorable as a blowfish (or perhaps a potato) with a custom fitted sombrero and eyes that move when shaken.
united states
19 likes
Spe

This Great Pyramid Can Be Lifted By A Single Human — And It’s Black!

There are people who will tell you that Egypt doesn’t have a black pyramid. Or that they are much larger. Are you going to believe them or your own eyes?
Russia
12 likes
Larisa

Just Try To Tie These Shoes!

Here’s one practical joke you won’t forget — the shoelaces are painted on with an uncanny realness. You’ll be laughing for hours with these otherwise practical and comfortable wooden shoes.
Amsterdam
9 likes
Olivia Neacsu

Ahoy, It’s A Genuine Dutch Clog Schooner

This seaworthy garden shoe will sail one of your feet away to a paradise island, which you can then declare a Dutch colony. Comes with three sails, three flags, and as many Dutch icons as you can reasonably squeeze onto a single shoe.
Amsterdam
16 likes
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Bulgarian Fiddle Clock Guarantees Not to Annoy You With Bulgarian Folk Music

Okay, so maybe you can’t play the six-stringed Gadulka, but you can use it to tell time! And with just a mild ticking sound, it is 99% less annoying than the non-clock version.
Nesebar, Bulgaria
11 likes
Doug Lansky

Traditional Russian Monkey Coffee Mug

Start the day right with a sip of coffee from this traditional Russian monkey mug. Grab hold of one monkey to lift the mug so you can bring it up to eye level for a drink or just to get a closer look at the hanging monkey’s bare ass!
Voronezh, Russia
17 likes
Andrey Voronov

Executive Toad Coin Purse

Show off your financial acumen by keeping your coins in this refined and practical Cane Toad Purse.
Cairns, Austrialia
50 likes
Doug Lansky

Revolutionaries 50% Off While Regime Lasts

Snap up your favorite revolutionary and show off your counter-culture tendencies.
Byblos, Lebanon
14 likes
Guillaume Protsenko

This Confederate Blanket Will Help Keep You Warm, Segregated

Keep those pesky liberals at bay while you secede from that cold northern weather in our bestselling Confederate blanket (and shotgun wrap).
Ellicottville, NY
16 likes
Bryan

Japanese Golden Poo Brings Good Luck and Reminds You of Soft-Serve Ice Cream

You can happily stare for hours at this perfectly sculpted golden piece of poo on a red silk pillow. Makes a great centerpiece for your dining table. (Note: yes, this is an actual souvenir and yes, it is a gold-plated poop. It’s good luck in Japan ...READ MORE
Kyoto, Japan
42 likes
Doug Lansky

The “I Flunked High School Civics” Oba-Mao Duffel

Fox News has you confused between Lenin, Mao, Stalin and Obama?  Don’t bother trying to sort out the details. Just sling this Oba-Mao bag over your shoulder and proudly show people you don’t give a shit about history, ideologies, or fact ...READ MORE
beijing, china
37 likes
Chris Berwald

Royal Wedding Bear with Ring Will Make You Cry with Love

Okay, you’re beginning to realize that Prince William is not going to marry you. But all is not lost! You can have the next best thing: William the Bear. And it comes with the ring that Kate might be wearing if she weren’t already getting ...READ MORE
London, England
26 likes
Doug Lansky

Royal Wedding Toy Set

Hey Kids! Just imagine marrying into the Royal Family and getting pursued by paparazzi for the rest of your life. Or hanging out in Buckingham palace drinking gin and tonics with the Queen. The royal fun is as limitless as your imagination.
london, england
34 likes
Doug Lansky

Princess Kate Thimbles — One For Every Digit!

Imagine sewing a patch on your jeans with a different Princess Kate thimble on each digit! Or just being able to use a different one Monday to Friday! What a feeling!
london, england
17 likes
Doug Lansky

Mini King Kong Keeps Watch Over Your Pens

Prevent unwanted pen borrowing — let’s the mighty Kong guard your office supplies.
New York City
21 likes
Chris Nielsen

You’ve Never Fondled Kangaroo Testicles this Practical!

Need to light your cigarette or open a beer? Why not use a Kangaroo nutsack for the job?  Those dead ”Roo” testicles feel great in your hand, provide all the grip you could wish for and make the task a breeze.
Sydney, Australia
45 likes
Jeff Anderson

Chairman Mao Lighter Plays Catchy Tune, Gets You in Smoking Mood

Take a great leap forward with your smoking, comrades!  When opened, this Mao Zedong lighter plays ”The East is Red.”
Forbidden City China
22 likes
Julie Mangin

Famous Niagra Falls Aliens Commemorated in Glorious Salt and Pepper Shakers

Sure, you know the famous golden-eyed alien twins of Niagra Falls. Finally, someone has gotten around to honoring them with this hand-painted salt and pepper set.
Niagara Falls, NY
40 likes
Julie Mangin

Welcome to Egybt

Millions of people have visited Egypt, but how many can say they’ve been to Egybt?!  When moved, this adorable camel also plays a catchy arabic jingle and nearly synchronizes it with illuminated flashing red eyes.
Luxor
69 likes
Matthew Brown

“David” Boxers — The Underwear Michelangelo Would Have Worn

C’mon, who among us wouldn’t want  to show off our hand-sculpted penis with Renaissance stucco pubic hair?
Florence, Italy
120 likes
Gene Gorter

You’ll Simply Love This Canned Fog

Crack open a can of SF fog and let the same magical silver cloud that shrouds the Golden Gate Bridge help you with all your vital fogging needs. It can keep you from having to watch your kids eat at the breakfast table, look at your uncleaned room or ...READ MORE
San Francisco, CA, USA
39 likes
Linda N.

Paris Handbag with Built-In Bra

Ladies, how many times have you walked out the door, made it halfway to town and realized you forgot your bra?  That’s where the Parisian bra bag comes in. Just hold it casually in front of your chest like a souvenir and no one will be the wis ...READ MORE
Paris, France
29 likes
Linda N.

Popener — Pope Bottle Opener

Pop open a cold brew with the help of Pope John Paul II  — official bottle  opener of the Vatican.
Vatican City, Rome
71 likes
Julie Mangin

Luck-of-the-Irish Toilet Ashtray

Tap your cigarette ash into this hand-crafted mini toilet and enjoy a dose of that sophisticated Irish humor.
Shannon, Ireland
44 likes
Kate Sitzman

Mount Rushmore Oil Lamp

Quick, which US President has a lamp sticking out of his head? Learn all sorts of useful American history and light up your room at the same time with this Mount Rushmore table lamp
South Dakota
33 likes
Julie Mangin

Ladies and Gentlemen, Her Majesty’s Beefeater Ducks!

Beefeater guards protect the Tower of London and Crown Jewels, but who do you think protects th e moat? The Beefeater ducks, that’s who! A highly trained and respected brigade of webbed-foot soldiers.
London, England
28 likes
Doug Lansky