Posted 17 Nov 2011
Posted 10 Nov 2011
Princess Kate Transgender Bride Doll
Don’t be afraid to break barriers with this manly bride. Show your support for the Royals and the LGBT community.
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Posted 3 Nov 2011
Cuban Flp-Flop Filled with Rice will Not Let Your Feet Down
What could be better than the feeling of walking on a beach? How about walking on rice while walking on a beach. These rice-filled, butterfly-accented flip-flops will make you the envy of any beach party.
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Posted 3 Nov 2011
Genuine Hugo Chavezonometer Only Works In Venezeula
This socialist timepiece will tell you exactly when to go on a rant against the USA. Looks as natural on the golf course as it does at a political rally.
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Posted 12 Oct 2011
Plastic Doll Captures Prince William’s Full Range of Emotion
Get your hands on (and all over) newlywed this highly emotive Prince William doll. Family jewels not included.
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Posted 12 Oct 2011
Perfect for Training Bathing Toddlers
Want to join the British elite? Here’s a tip: you need to start young. Combine your child’s washing and brain washing with this unabashedly branded rubber duck.
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Posted 12 Oct 2011
Don’t Lose Sight of Your Love for London while You Clip Your Nails
Finally, you can combine two of your favorite activities: clipping your toenails and loving London!
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Posted 4 Oct 2011
Taste the Freedom of Brandenburg-Gate-Shaped Pasta
Feel the rush of Cold War carbohydrates running through your colander as you prepare your Brandenberg-Gate-Shaped pasta.
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Posted 23 Sep 2011
How Can You Measure Your Love for Berlin?
This this handy ruler, that’s how. Every time you measure some piece of crap laying around the house, you can count those millimeters as your love for Berlin.
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Posted 15 Aug 2011
Redneck Bottle Opener
This colorful 3D souvenir is as appealing to the eye as it is practical. Save your own pearly whites by using it to open a cold one!
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Posted 1 Aug 2011
Family Friendly Clothes-On Porn Porcelain Tiles
This traditional blue and white Delft tile will have your house guests leaning in for a closer look.
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Posted 18 Jul 2011
Sexy Garden Frog Can Seduce Any Woodland Creature
Add a little mojo to your garden gnome collection with this reclining frog with amazing bedroom eyes.
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Posted 11 Jul 2011
Learning Disabled Christmas Ornament
Bet you didn’t know Mater the tow truck has an embarrassing brother in law who never made it out of Radiator Springs.
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Posted 7 Jul 2011
Bin Laden Junior Terrorist T-Shirts
Standard-issue for undercover al qaeda operatives. Perfect unsuspicious way for terrorists to recognize each other in a crowd. Also great for kids! Collect all your favorite terrorists.
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Posted 4 Jul 2011
Union Jack Arse-Kicker Boots
Don’t remember the power of British Empire? Perhaps a kick in arse will refresh your memory.
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Posted 28 Jun 2011
Melancholic Polish Dragon
What better way to capture al your memories of Poland than with this slightly depressed and confused dragon.
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Posted 27 Jun 2011
Oktoberfest Beer Hat
Nothing quite says ”seriously officer, I’m completely sober” like a five-liter mug of beer on your head.
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Posted 14 Jun 2011
Let Everyone Know Your Feet Have Been To Bermuda
You don’t want to wear one of those in-your-face, look-at-me-I’ve-been-to-Bermuda T-shirts. You have to be more subtle about it. These Bermuda socks offer just the right amount of travel boasting. When you’re sitting, show at little ...READ MORE
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Posted 13 Jun 2011
Plate Clock Tells You When to Eat and When to Look At Touristy Shit
It’s 3 o’clock so it must be time to look the Tower of London. See how easy it is! Forget the guidebook and grab some cutlery and enjoy every minute of your London plate clock.
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Posted 12 Jun 2011
Warm and Cuddly Queen’s Guard Cyclops
This 2012 London Olympic mascot won’t miss a thing… unless it involves taste, hearing or smell.
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Posted 9 Jun 2011
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Blue Koosh Ball Bird Loves Sweden
Love is contagious. Especially when you stare into the big, soul-searching, rubbery eyes of a blue bird-shaped koosh ball.
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Posted 8 Jun 2011
The Only Comb That Will Truly Liberate Your Hair
Let Lady Liberty run her fingers of freedom through your oppressed mane and turn any despotically controlled tangle into a freedom coiffe.
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Posted 3 Jun 2011
Wild Kingdom Time Freeze
Ever wish you could just hit the pause button on a wildlife film, then bring it all to life while keeping them paused so they didn’t attack you? Then be able to buy all the time-frozen animals and bring them home and scatter them around your ho ...READ MORE
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Posted 2 Jun 2011
Our Most Popular Stuffed Rabbit Smoking a Hookah Pipe
Thanks to the magic of taxidermy, this rabbit can live on for eternity doing what it loved most — smoking a hookah pipe.
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Posted 1 Jun 2011
Brazilian Rectal Exam Doll
Doesn’t matter if you’ve been palpated in Brazil or not. It’s going to be this year’s must-have Christmas gift for every kid.
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Posted 31 May 2011
Camel in a Bottle Will Not Disappoint!
No matter what your expectations are for a Libyan camel-in-a-bottle sand masterpiece, these are guaranteed not to let you down.
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Posted 29 May 2011
Fiji Coconut Dolls Add Sophistication to Your Living Room
Local artisans spend years designing and hand gluing each and every coconut doll — a time-honored Fijian tradition for the last 3 years.
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Posted 27 May 2011
Show The World You’re a Connoisseur of Sexual Innuendo
Conservative mostly Amish town or sexual T-shirt emporium? Intercourse is both!
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Posted 24 May 2011
Traditional All-You-Can-Drink Easter Island Spring Break Mugs
Party all night long as you learn the about local culture by drinking beer out of these famous Easter Island Heads.
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Posted 22 May 2011
Pissing Boy Bottle Opener
Wrap your hands around this famous naked urinating minor and pop open a cold one.
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If You LIke Obama, Just Wait Until You Feel Him Between Your Toes