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“David” Boxers — The Underwear Michelangelo Would Have Worn

C’mon, who among us wouldn’t want  to show off our hand-sculpted penis with Renaissance stucco pubic hair?
Florence, Italy
120 likes
Gene Gorter

Popener — Pope Bottle Opener

Pop open a cold brew with the help of Pope John Paul II  — official bottle  opener of the Vatican.
Vatican City, Rome
71 likes
Julie Mangin

Welcome to Egybt

Millions of people have visited Egypt, but how many can say they’ve been to Egybt?!  When moved, this adorable camel also plays a catchy arabic jingle and nearly synchronizes it with illuminated flashing red eyes.
Luxor
69 likes
Matthew Brown

Executive Toad Coin Purse

Show off your financial acumen by keeping your coins in this refined and practical Cane Toad Purse.
Cairns, Austrialia
50 likes
Doug Lansky

Jamaican Bananas… from Tennessee!

Ya mon, me be lovin’ some rasta banana wit da creepy smile! It’s the Latest Nashville must-have!
Nashville, TN
46 likes
Brent Moore

Our Bestselling Pig-Humping Throw Rug

Walk barefoot across this stylish throw rug and get ready for some sizzlin’ bacon from Chattanooga!
Chattanooga, TN USA
46 likes
Eartha Kitsch

You’ve Never Fondled Kangaroo Testicles this Practical!

Need to light your cigarette or open a beer? Why not use a Kangaroo nutsack for the job?  Those dead ”Roo” testicles feel great in your hand, provide all the grip you could wish for and make the task a breeze.
Sydney, Australia
45 likes
Jeff Anderson

Luck-of-the-Irish Toilet Ashtray

Tap your cigarette ash into this hand-crafted mini toilet and enjoy a dose of that sophisticated Irish humor.
Shannon, Ireland
44 likes
Kate Sitzman

Japanese Golden Poo Brings Good Luck and Reminds You of Soft-Serve Ice Cream

You can happily stare for hours at this perfectly sculpted golden piece of poo on a red silk pillow. Makes a great centerpiece for your dining table. (Note: yes, this is an actual souvenir and yes, it is a gold-plated poop. It’s good luck in Japan ...READ MORE
Kyoto, Japan
42 likes
Doug Lansky

Famous Niagra Falls Aliens Commemorated in Glorious Salt and Pepper Shakers

Sure, you know the famous golden-eyed alien twins of Niagra Falls. Finally, someone has gotten around to honoring them with this hand-painted salt and pepper set.
Niagara Falls, NY
40 likes
Julie Mangin

Collect the Whole Eiffel Tower Family

Talk about uncanny renderings! The patriotic one on the left is a dead ringer for tower creator, Alexandre Gustave Eiffel, looking dapper (and medicated) in his favorite bow tie and top hat. The pink one looks just like his wife, Marie (before she co ...READ MORE
Paris
39 likes
Elizabeth A. Taylor

You’ll Simply Love This Canned Fog

Crack open a can of SF fog and let the same magical silver cloud that shrouds the Golden Gate Bridge help you with all your vital fogging needs. It can keep you from having to watch your kids eat at the breakfast table, look at your uncleaned room or ...READ MORE
San Francisco, CA, USA
39 likes
Linda N.

The “I Flunked High School Civics” Oba-Mao Duffel

Fox News has you confused between Lenin, Mao, Stalin and Obama?  Don’t bother trying to sort out the details. Just sling this Oba-Mao bag over your shoulder and proudly show people you don’t give a shit about history, ideologies, or fact ...READ MORE
beijing, china
37 likes
Chris Berwald

Yarrr, Tennessee!

Aye matey! Brings back all those great memories hanging out with dead pirates in Tennessee.
Pioneer, Tennessee
36 likes
Karen Reiber

Royal Wedding Toy Set

Hey Kids! Just imagine marrying into the Royal Family and getting pursued by paparazzi for the rest of your life. Or hanging out in Buckingham palace drinking gin and tonics with the Queen. The royal fun is as limitless as your imagination.
london, england
34 likes
Doug Lansky

Mount Rushmore Oil Lamp

Quick, which US President has a lamp sticking out of his head? Learn all sorts of useful American history and light up your room at the same time with this Mount Rushmore table lamp
South Dakota
33 likes
Julie Mangin

The Guess-Who-Got-Mommy-Pregnant-Again Magnet

Here’s a clever, subtle way of telling that guy/girl you had just awkward sex with in the cornfield that they better not tell anyone about it. Put it on the fridge and let it turn into a great guessing game.
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
30 likes
Doug Lansky

Paris Handbag with Built-In Bra

Ladies, how many times have you walked out the door, made it halfway to town and realized you forgot your bra?  That’s where the Parisian bra bag comes in. Just hold it casually in front of your chest like a souvenir and no one will be the wis ...READ MORE
Paris, France
29 likes
Linda N.

“Holy Shit, There’s A Little Cow in My Shot Glass!”

How many times have you been pounding a shot of Tequila and thought you saw a tiny, cute cow at the bottom of the glass? It doesn’t need to be a hallucination any more! This shot glass has everything you could want in a hard-liquor delivery sy ...READ MORE
Milwaukee airport
29 likes
Doug Lansky

Ladies and Gentlemen, Her Majesty’s Beefeater Ducks!

Beefeater guards protect the Tower of London and Crown Jewels, but who do you think protects th e moat? The Beefeater ducks, that’s who! A highly trained and respected brigade of webbed-foot soldiers.
London, England
28 likes
Doug Lansky

Tube Map for Binge Drinking Tourists

Drink yourself into oblivion with this shot glass, pass out on the London Underground, wake up hours later and use that same shot glass to find your way back home. Perfect for the visiting binge drinker!
London, England
28 likes
Doug Lansky

You Can’t Stop Dancing After Downing a Shot from this Colombian Hoof

Fiesta into the night with this awkward road-kill shot glass — a perfect conversation starter!
Arlington, VA
26 likes
Doug Herbert

The 4-Teat Coffee Mug

You’ll never forget to add milk when you start your day with a perfectly balanced 4-teat cup of coffee or tea. Udder bliss!
Milwaukee airport
26 likes
Doug Lansky

Royal Wedding Bear with Ring Will Make You Cry with Love

Okay, you’re beginning to realize that Prince William is not going to marry you. But all is not lost! You can have the next best thing: William the Bear. And it comes with the ring that Kate might be wearing if she weren’t already getting ...READ MORE
London, England
26 likes
Doug Lansky

Florida Gator Thermometer

A gator can’t get a job as a meteorologist, but it can tell you the current temperature.
Orlando, FL
24 likes
Ron Reynolds

Happy Patriotic Pigs

It’s a British imperialist pig , but it accepts coins of virtually any currency.
London / Great Britain
24 likes
Dirk Wandel
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Pink Princess Shot Glass for Our Youngest Drinkers

You’re a 6-year-old girl who already owns the pink princess teddy bear. Now you want some matching items that will allow you to play grown-up games like ”drinking coffee” and ”slamming shots.”
O'Hare airport, Chicago
24 likes
Doug Lansky

“Hey Mom, I’m a Stoner in the Canary Islands!” Ashtray

Put a smile on any smoker’s face when they tap their ash into this carefree and crazy ashtray.
Tenerife, Canary Islands
22 likes
Dirk Wandel

Chairman Mao Lighter Plays Catchy Tune, Gets You in Smoking Mood

Take a great leap forward with your smoking, comrades!  When opened, this Mao Zedong lighter plays ”The East is Red.”
Forbidden City China
22 likes
Julie Mangin

Presto! You’re Certified. Start tipping!

As any self-respecting cow tipper knows, the toughest part is nailing down that certification. Instead of waiting for months for the paperwork to be processed, you can now pick up this handy coffee mug.
Milwaukee airport
21 likes
Doug Lansky

The “I Swallowed a Snowglobe” Bear with Demon Eyes

Great Smoky Mountains are safer now that this possessed bear has been removed.
Pigeon Forge, Tennessee
21 likes
Eartha Kitsch

Mini King Kong Keeps Watch Over Your Pens

Prevent unwanted pen borrowing — let’s the mighty Kong guard your office supplies.
New York City
21 likes
Chris Nielsen

Can You Believe the Leaning Tower of Pisa is This Cheap?!!

Try to spot the real Leaning Tower of Pisa. They’re all so life-like and beautifully crafted it’s almost impossible!
pisa, italy
20 likes
Doug Lansky

Blowfish In A Sombrero

Hard to imagine anything as fucking adorable as a blowfish (or perhaps a potato) with a custom fitted sombrero and eyes that move when shaken.
united states
19 likes
Spe

Pisa… You Know, That Place Where Popeye Hangs Out

Celebrate this Italian wonder with an authentic Popeye-and-Olive-on-a-scooter T-shirt. The cartoon couple were well-known supporters of Italian architecture.
pisa, italy
19 likes
Doug Lansky

Shot Glass for Milk Lovers

You love milk straight from a cow’s teat, but can’t stand booze? This shot-udder will help any hard-core milk drinker smoothly transition to alcoholism.
Milwaukee airport
18 likes
Doug Lansky

Cross-Dressing Hawaiian Ukulele Player

Enjoy spying on your house guests as they lift the hula skirt to sneak a peek at what’s beneath.
hawaii
18 likes
phartisan

Own the Very Same Framed Photo the Royal Couple Has on Their Wall

You can almost imagine the vow: ”I love you as much as all the framed Union Jack-patterned, heart-shaped royal seals with faux-silver London miniature attractions in the whole world.”
london, england
17 likes
Doug Lansky

Three-Foot Tall British Phone Booth!

Bring home an adorable three-foot-tall red British phone booth that is guaranteed not to work. It’s too small for children to play in, but you can fill it with all sorts of crap just like we did.
london, england
17 likes
Doug Lansky

Princess Kate Thimbles — One For Every Digit!

Imagine sewing a patch on your jeans with a different Princess Kate thimble on each digit! Or just being able to use a different one Monday to Friday! What a feeling!
london, england
17 likes
Doug Lansky

Traditional Russian Monkey Coffee Mug

Start the day right with a sip of coffee from this traditional Russian monkey mug. Grab hold of one monkey to lift the mug so you can bring it up to eye level for a drink or just to get a closer look at the hanging monkey’s bare ass!
Voronezh, Russia
17 likes
Andrey Voronov

Russian Fish with Mustache

This Russian fish will patiently listen to all your fishing stories. It’s the perfect companion for any mustachioed fisherman.
Gzhel, Russia
17 likes
Svetlana Nikolaeva

Ahoy, It’s A Genuine Dutch Clog Schooner

This seaworthy garden shoe will sail one of your feet away to a paradise island, which you can then declare a Dutch colony. Comes with three sails, three flags, and as many Dutch icons as you can reasonably squeeze onto a single shoe.
Amsterdam
16 likes
aquariagirl1970

His and Hers British Police dogs!

Can’t decide which to get… get both! They’re police partners. Place them in front of your home and keep thieves at bay. Have been proven more effective than at least one high-priced security system.
London, England
16 likes
Doug Lansky

Santa Monica… For All Your Boating, Fishing and McDonalds Needs

Wear this pin and show people just how unavoidable those Golden Arches are.
Santa Monica, CA
16 likes
Ron Reynolds