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Posted 3 Nov 2011
Posted 3 Aug 2011
Erect Salt and Pepper Shaker
Grandma, can you you please pass me the salt? Mom, can you put some pepper on my salad? Just imagine all the wonderful awkward moments you can create and share at the next family reunion.
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Posted 20 Jun 2011
Naked Chef Apron
Show off your Italian art history skills at your next dinner party with a little Renaissance abs and nutsack.
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Posted 19 Jun 2011
Erect-To-Flaccid Tower Of Pisa Shorts
Show off the range of your tower right on the front of your shorts!
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Posted 26 May 2011
"From Mexico with Love and/or Sex" Shot Glasses
Commemorate your one-night stand in Mexico (or a memorable urination) with these classy shot glasses. Perfect for when grandma comes to visit or to help initiate an otherwise awkward conversation with your kids to explain why they don’t look anyth ...READ MORE
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Posted 18 May 2011
Phallus with legs!
These South Korean wooden members are not just handcrafted, they can also stand on their own two legs!
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Posted 5 May 2011
“Wake Up With A Prostitute” 3D Coffee Mug
Conjure up that stoned, expensive memory every single morning. For a perfect cup of coffee while waiting to get your lab results back.
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Posted 27 Apr 2011
Show Princess Kate You Have a Great Sense of Humor — Right on Your Ass!
What better way to give the Royal Bride a jokey little nudge than by sending her a personal message on your ass, where she’ll be sure to see it.
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Posted 27 Apr 2011
Will and Kate Condoms — Guaranteed to Ruin Any Romantic Moment
This three-condom pack with photo of the Royal bride and groom will help turn any impending romantic moment into a debate about the nuances of acceptable merchandising.
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Posted 27 Apr 2011
Union Jack Banana Hammock and Thong Kit
Proudly show the flag of this once super-power nation by letting it barely cover your nether regions. Perfect for exposing yourself to locals while vacationing in British Overseas Territories.
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Posted 24 Apr 2011
Cover Your Confederate Female Private Parts with Rebel Flag Undies
Ladies, show off your inner plantation-owning slave-master as you dare men to rip them off you with the ”Try Taking This Down!” catch phrase.
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Posted 13 Apr 2011
Your Erudite Friends Will Love this Classy Huntington Beach Shot Glass
Just be careful not to smash your nose on the hard plastic cleavage as you slam your drink.
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Posted 13 Apr 2011
Colombia Es Pasion
Nothing says “Colombian Passion” like a local holding a pig in a blanket while humping a life-size shot glass.
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Posted 12 Apr 2011
Erect Hillbilly
Invite your friends over for a glass of wine and some nice olives and let them marvel at the morning boner on your hand-sculpted Tennessee hillbilly.
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Posted 10 Apr 2011
Dress Like a Real British Cop… Under Your Clothes
Ever wondered what those sexy Bobbies wear under their police uniforms? Or what if feels like to have the Union Jack flag that close to your penis?
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Posted 9 Apr 2011
Sure You Remember Chicago’s Famous Mascot
Everyone knows Chicago is famous for baby crocodiles. Or maybe baby dinosaurs/lizards.
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Underground Thong Will Help You Find Your Way in a Crunch