Animals

Genuine Turd Birds!

e little birdies from various places made from dung! Add a toothpick, feathers,
Fort Worth, Texas USA
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H. R. Parvey

Bucharest Monkey

dering through a souvenir shop in Bucharest, Romania not expecting to see much of interest when wham! the perfect souvenir gift for my wife appears. She's always wanted a creepy monkey riding a horrendous h
Bucharest, Romania
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Phil Carta

Ah… to be a moose in Sweden

n the Sweden moose are getting
Stockholm, Sweden
0 stars
Doug Lansky

Blue Koosh Ball Bird Loves Sweden

Love is contagious. Especially when you stare into the big, soul-searching, rubbery eyes of a blue bird-shaped koosh ball.
arlanda airport
6 likes
Doug Lansky

Wild Kingdom Time Freeze

Ever wish you could just hit the pause button on a wildlife film, then bring it all to life while keeping them paused so they didn’t attack you? Then be able to buy all the time-frozen animals and bring them home and scatter them around your ho ...READ MORE
Tripoli, Libya
6 likes
Alexandra C. Watkins

Our Most Popular Stuffed Rabbit Smoking a Hookah Pipe

Thanks to the magic of taxidermy, this rabbit can live on for eternity doing what it loved most — smoking a hookah pipe.
Tripoli, Libya
7 likes
Alexandra C. Watkins

Camel in a Bottle Will Not Disappoint!

No matter what your expectations are for a Libyan camel-in-a-bottle sand masterpiece, these are guaranteed not to let you down.
San Francisco
9 likes
Alexandra C. Watkins

Russian Fish with Mustache

This Russian fish will patiently listen to all your fishing stories. It’s the perfect companion for any mustachioed fisherman.
Gzhel, Russia
17 likes
Svetlana Nikolaeva
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Blowfish In A Sombrero

Hard to imagine anything as fucking adorable as a blowfish (or perhaps a potato) with a custom fitted sombrero and eyes that move when shaken.
united states
19 likes
Spe

Executive Toad Coin Purse

Show off your financial acumen by keeping your coins in this refined and practical Cane Toad Purse.
Cairns, Austrialia
50 likes
Doug Lansky

Royal Wedding Bear with Ring Will Make You Cry with Love

Okay, you’re beginning to realize that Prince William is not going to marry you. But all is not lost! You can have the next best thing: William the Bear. And it comes with the ring that Kate might be wearing if she weren’t already getting ...READ MORE
London, England
26 likes
Doug Lansky

You’ve Never Fondled Kangaroo Testicles this Practical!

Need to light your cigarette or open a beer? Why not use a Kangaroo nutsack for the job?  Those dead ”Roo” testicles feel great in your hand, provide all the grip you could wish for and make the task a breeze.
Sydney, Australia
45 likes
Jeff Anderson

Welcome to Egybt

Millions of people have visited Egypt, but how many can say they’ve been to Egybt?!  When moved, this adorable camel also plays a catchy arabic jingle and nearly synchronizes it with illuminated flashing red eyes.
Luxor
69 likes
Matthew Brown

Ladies and Gentlemen, Her Majesty’s Beefeater Ducks!

Beefeater guards protect the Tower of London and Crown Jewels, but who do you think protects th e moat? The Beefeater ducks, that’s who! A highly trained and respected brigade of webbed-foot soldiers.
London, England
28 likes
Doug Lansky

Happy Patriotic Pigs

It’s a British imperialist pig , but it accepts coins of virtually any currency.
London / Great Britain
24 likes
Dirk Wandel

You Can’t Stop Dancing After Downing a Shot from this Colombian Hoof

Fiesta into the night with this awkward road-kill shot glass — a perfect conversation starter!
Arlington, VA
26 likes
Doug Herbert

Florida Gator Thermometer

A gator can’t get a job as a meteorologist, but it can tell you the current temperature.
Orlando, FL
24 likes
Ron Reynolds

Our Bestselling Pig-Humping Throw Rug

Walk barefoot across this stylish throw rug and get ready for some sizzlin’ bacon from Chattanooga!
Chattanooga, TN USA
46 likes
Eartha Kitsch

Sure You Remember Chicago’s Famous Mascot

Everyone knows Chicago is famous for baby crocodiles. Or maybe baby dinosaurs/lizards.
O'Hare airport, Chicago
66 likes
Doug Lansky