Animals
Posted 11 Dec 2012
Posted 6 Nov 2012
Bucharest Monkey
dering through a souvenir shop in Bucharest, Romania not expecting to see much of interest when wham! the perfect souvenir gift for my wife appears. She's always wanted a creepy monkey riding a horrendous h
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Posted 3 Sep 2012
Posted 9 Jun 2011
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Blue Koosh Ball Bird Loves Sweden
Love is contagious. Especially when you stare into the big, soul-searching, rubbery eyes of a blue bird-shaped koosh ball.
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Posted 3 Jun 2011
Wild Kingdom Time Freeze
Ever wish you could just hit the pause button on a wildlife film, then bring it all to life while keeping them paused so they didn’t attack you? Then be able to buy all the time-frozen animals and bring them home and scatter them around your ho ...READ MORE
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Posted 2 Jun 2011
Our Most Popular Stuffed Rabbit Smoking a Hookah Pipe
Thanks to the magic of taxidermy, this rabbit can live on for eternity doing what it loved most — smoking a hookah pipe.
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Posted 31 May 2011
Camel in a Bottle Will Not Disappoint!
No matter what your expectations are for a Libyan camel-in-a-bottle sand masterpiece, these are guaranteed not to let you down.
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Posted 18 May 2011
Russian Fish with Mustache
This Russian fish will patiently listen to all your fishing stories. It’s the perfect companion for any mustachioed fisherman.
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Posted 12 May 2011
Blowfish In A Sombrero
Hard to imagine anything as fucking adorable as a blowfish (or perhaps a potato) with a custom fitted sombrero and eyes that move when shaken.
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Posted 2 May 2011
Executive Toad Coin Purse
Show off your financial acumen by keeping your coins in this refined and practical Cane Toad Purse.
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Posted 28 Apr 2011
Royal Wedding Bear with Ring Will Make You Cry with Love
Okay, you’re beginning to realize that Prince William is not going to marry you. But all is not lost! You can have the next best thing: William the Bear. And it comes with the ring that Kate might be wearing if she weren’t already getting ...READ MORE
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Posted 25 Apr 2011
You’ve Never Fondled Kangaroo Testicles this Practical!
Need to light your cigarette or open a beer? Why not use a Kangaroo nutsack for the job? Those dead ”Roo” testicles feel great in your hand, provide all the grip you could wish for and make the task a breeze.
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Posted 21 Apr 2011
Welcome to Egybt
Millions of people have visited Egypt, but how many can say they’ve been to Egybt?! When moved, this adorable camel also plays a catchy arabic jingle and nearly synchronizes it with illuminated flashing red eyes.
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Posted 15 Apr 2011
Ladies and Gentlemen, Her Majesty’s Beefeater Ducks!
Beefeater guards protect the Tower of London and Crown Jewels, but who do you think protects th e moat? The Beefeater ducks, that’s who! A highly trained and respected brigade of webbed-foot soldiers.
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Posted 15 Apr 2011
Happy Patriotic Pigs
It’s a British imperialist pig , but it accepts coins of virtually any currency.
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Posted 13 Apr 2011
You Can’t Stop Dancing After Downing a Shot from this Colombian Hoof
Fiesta into the night with this awkward road-kill shot glass — a perfect conversation starter!
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Posted 13 Apr 2011
Florida Gator Thermometer
A gator can’t get a job as a meteorologist, but it can tell you the current temperature.
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Posted 11 Apr 2011
Our Bestselling Pig-Humping Throw Rug
Walk barefoot across this stylish throw rug and get ready for some sizzlin’ bacon from Chattanooga!
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Posted 9 Apr 2011
Sure You Remember Chicago’s Famous Mascot
Everyone knows Chicago is famous for baby crocodiles. Or maybe baby dinosaurs/lizards.
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Genuine Turd Birds!