Oh, Lady Liberty!

can you resist Lady Liberty in a miniskirt that does a hula when you wind it up? I was looking for the ugliest souvenir in the Liberty Island gift shop. Naile
New York City
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Jennifer Ginn

Oh those cute mallorquin plastique Satyrs…

play the spanish national Anthem and look like Batman's Joker after two weeks of holiday in the mediterranean sun, wearing some fancy goat-trouser and shoes. Notice the Fungus-Dildo below the left Satyr's
El Arenal
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Christian Rentrop

If You LIke Obama, Just Wait Until You Feel Him Between Your Toes

Show your presidential pride with over a dozen Obama heads respectfully bouncing on your feet.
Madrid, Spain
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Beatriz VR

Cuban Flp-Flop Filled with Rice will Not Let Your Feet Down

What could be better than the feeling of walking on a beach? How about walking on rice while walking on a beach. These rice-filled, butterfly-accented flip-flops will make you the envy of any beach party.
Havana, Cuba
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Genuine Hugo Chavezonometer Only Works In Venezeula

This socialist timepiece will tell you exactly when to go on a rant against the USA.  Looks as natural on the golf course as it does at a political rally.
Caracas, Venezuela
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Perfect for Training Bathing Toddlers

Want to join the British elite? Here’s a tip: you need to start young. Combine your child’s washing and brain washing with this unabashedly branded rubber duck.
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Esmeralda Azkarate-Gaztelu

The Only Comb That Will Truly Liberate Your Hair

Let Lady Liberty run her fingers of freedom through your oppressed mane and turn any despotically controlled tangle into a freedom coiffe.
New York
Katie Knox

Cross-Dressing Hawaiian Ukulele Player

Enjoy spying on your house guests as they lift the hula skirt to sneak a peek at what’s beneath.
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Royal Wedding Toy Set

Hey Kids! Just imagine marrying into the Royal Family and getting pursued by paparazzi for the rest of your life. Or hanging out in Buckingham palace drinking gin and tonics with the Queen. The royal fun is as limitless as your imagination.
london, england
Doug Lansky

“Hey Mom, I’m a Stoner in the Canary Islands!” Ashtray

Put a smile on any smoker’s face when they tap their ash into this carefree and crazy ashtray.
Tenerife, Canary Islands
Dirk Wandel

Traditional Academic Back Scratcher

This traditional University of Wisconsin back scratcher will satisfy any academic itch up to PhD level. It can also be used for waving to friends across campus, petting badgers, and shaking hands with people you’d rather not touch.
Milwaukee airport
Doug Lansky

Almost-Vintage Guitars Guarantee Amazing British Rock Sound

Command instant respect at your next rock concert with one of these genuine kick-ass British electric guitars. So hard core, you’ll risk getting mistaken for Keith Richards, Pete Townsend, or maybe Eric Clapton… but that’s just a c ...READ MORE
london, england
Doug Lansky

Sure You Remember Chicago’s Famous Mascot

Everyone knows Chicago is famous for baby crocodiles. Or maybe baby dinosaurs/lizards.
O'Hare airport, Chicago
Doug Lansky