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Posted 21 Jun 2012
Oh those cute mallorquin plastique Satyrs…
play the spanish national Anthem and look like Batman's Joker after two weeks of holiday in the mediterranean sun, wearing some fancy goat-trouser and shoes. Notice the Fungus-Dildo below the left Satyr's
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Posted 17 Nov 2011
If You LIke Obama, Just Wait Until You Feel Him Between Your Toes
Show your presidential pride with over a dozen Obama heads respectfully bouncing on your feet.
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Posted 3 Nov 2011
Cuban Flp-Flop Filled with Rice will Not Let Your Feet Down
What could be better than the feeling of walking on a beach? How about walking on rice while walking on a beach. These rice-filled, butterfly-accented flip-flops will make you the envy of any beach party.
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Posted 3 Nov 2011
Genuine Hugo Chavezonometer Only Works In Venezeula
This socialist timepiece will tell you exactly when to go on a rant against the USA. Looks as natural on the golf course as it does at a political rally.
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Posted 12 Oct 2011
Perfect for Training Bathing Toddlers
Want to join the British elite? Here’s a tip: you need to start young. Combine your child’s washing and brain washing with this unabashedly branded rubber duck.
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Posted 8 Jun 2011
The Only Comb That Will Truly Liberate Your Hair
Let Lady Liberty run her fingers of freedom through your oppressed mane and turn any despotically controlled tangle into a freedom coiffe.
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Posted 16 May 2011
Cross-Dressing Hawaiian Ukulele Player
Enjoy spying on your house guests as they lift the hula skirt to sneak a peek at what’s beneath.
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Posted 27 Apr 2011
Royal Wedding Toy Set
Hey Kids! Just imagine marrying into the Royal Family and getting pursued by paparazzi for the rest of your life. Or hanging out in Buckingham palace drinking gin and tonics with the Queen. The royal fun is as limitless as your imagination.
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Posted 15 Apr 2011
“Hey Mom, I’m a Stoner in the Canary Islands!” Ashtray
Put a smile on any smoker’s face when they tap their ash into this carefree and crazy ashtray.
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Posted 10 Apr 2011
Traditional Academic Back Scratcher
This traditional University of Wisconsin back scratcher will satisfy any academic itch up to PhD level. It can also be used for waving to friends across campus, petting badgers, and shaking hands with people you’d rather not touch.
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Posted 10 Apr 2011
Almost-Vintage Guitars Guarantee Amazing British Rock Sound
Command instant respect at your next rock concert with one of these genuine kick-ass British electric guitars. So hard core, you’ll risk getting mistaken for Keith Richards, Pete Townsend, or maybe Eric Clapton… but that’s just a c ...READ MORE
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Posted 9 Apr 2011
Sure You Remember Chicago’s Famous Mascot
Everyone knows Chicago is famous for baby crocodiles. Or maybe baby dinosaurs/lizards.
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Oh, Lady Liberty!