Handmade Crafts

Brazilian Rectal Exam Doll

Doesn’t matter if you’ve been palpated in Brazil or not. It’s going to be this year’s must-have Christmas gift for every kid.
Porto Galinhas, Brazil
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Capoeira Dan

Camel in a Bottle Will Not Disappoint!

No matter what your expectations are for a Libyan camel-in-a-bottle sand masterpiece, these are guaranteed not to let you down.
San Francisco
9 likes
Alexandra C. Watkins

Ahoy, It’s A Genuine Dutch Clog Schooner

This seaworthy garden shoe will sail one of your feet away to a paradise island, which you can then declare a Dutch colony. Comes with three sails, three flags, and as many Dutch icons as you can reasonably squeeze onto a single shoe.
Amsterdam
16 likes
aquariagirl1970

This Confederate Blanket Will Help Keep You Warm, Segregated

Keep those pesky liberals at bay while you secede from that cold northern weather in our bestselling Confederate blanket (and shotgun wrap).
Ellicottville, NY
16 likes
Bryan

Sure You Remember Chicago’s Famous Mascot

Everyone knows Chicago is famous for baby crocodiles. Or maybe baby dinosaurs/lizards.
O'Hare airport, Chicago
66 likes
Doug Lansky