Figures/Dolls
Posted 17 Nov 2011
Posted 3 Nov 2011
Cuban Flp-Flop Filled with Rice will Not Let Your Feet Down
What could be better than the feeling of walking on a beach? How about walking on rice while walking on a beach. These rice-filled, butterfly-accented flip-flops will make you the envy of any beach party.
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Posted 12 Oct 2011
Perfect for Training Bathing Toddlers
Want to join the British elite? Here’s a tip: you need to start young. Combine your child’s washing and brain washing with this unabashedly branded rubber duck.
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Posted 18 Jul 2011
Sexy Garden Frog Can Seduce Any Woodland Creature
Add a little mojo to your garden gnome collection with this reclining frog with amazing bedroom eyes.
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Posted 11 Jul 2011
Learning Disabled Christmas Ornament
Bet you didn’t know Mater the tow truck has an embarrassing brother in law who never made it out of Radiator Springs.
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Posted 28 Jun 2011
Melancholic Polish Dragon
What better way to capture al your memories of Poland than with this slightly depressed and confused dragon.
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Posted 12 Jun 2011
Warm and Cuddly Queen’s Guard Cyclops
This 2012 London Olympic mascot won’t miss a thing… unless it involves taste, hearing or smell.
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Posted 9 Jun 2011
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Blue Koosh Ball Bird Loves Sweden
Love is contagious. Especially when you stare into the big, soul-searching, rubbery eyes of a blue bird-shaped koosh ball.
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Posted 1 Jun 2011
Brazilian Rectal Exam Doll
Doesn’t matter if you’ve been palpated in Brazil or not. It’s going to be this year’s must-have Christmas gift for every kid.
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Posted 29 May 2011
Fiji Coconut Dolls Add Sophistication to Your Living Room
Local artisans spend years designing and hand gluing each and every coconut doll — a time-honored Fijian tradition for the last 3 years.
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Posted 17 May 2011
These Intellectual Leprechauns Can’t Stop Reading!
Accent your library with these well-read leprechauns.
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Posted 16 May 2011
Cross-Dressing Hawaiian Ukulele Player
Enjoy spying on your house guests as they lift the hula skirt to sneak a peek at what’s beneath.
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Posted 28 Apr 2011
Royal Wedding Bear with Ring Will Make You Cry with Love
Okay, you’re beginning to realize that Prince William is not going to marry you. But all is not lost! You can have the next best thing: William the Bear. And it comes with the ring that Kate might be wearing if she weren’t already getting ...READ MORE
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Posted 27 Apr 2011
Royal Wedding Toy Set
Hey Kids! Just imagine marrying into the Royal Family and getting pursued by paparazzi for the rest of your life. Or hanging out in Buckingham palace drinking gin and tonics with the Queen. The royal fun is as limitless as your imagination.
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Posted 21 Apr 2011
Welcome to Egybt
Millions of people have visited Egypt, but how many can say they’ve been to Egybt?! When moved, this adorable camel also plays a catchy arabic jingle and nearly synchronizes it with illuminated flashing red eyes.
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Posted 13 Apr 2011
Collect the Whole Eiffel Tower Family
Talk about uncanny renderings! The patriotic one on the left is a dead ringer for tower creator, Alexandre Gustave Eiffel, looking dapper (and medicated) in his favorite bow tie and top hat. The pink one looks just like his wife, Marie (before she co ...READ MORE
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Posted 13 Apr 2011
Jamaican Bananas… from Tennessee!
Ya mon, me be lovin’ some rasta banana wit da creepy smile! It’s the Latest Nashville must-have!
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Posted 10 Apr 2011
His and Hers British Police dogs!
Can’t decide which to get… get both! They’re police partners. Place them in front of your home and keep thieves at bay. Have been proven more effective than at least one high-priced security system.
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Posted 9 Apr 2011
Sure You Remember Chicago’s Famous Mascot
Everyone knows Chicago is famous for baby crocodiles. Or maybe baby dinosaurs/lizards.
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If You LIke Obama, Just Wait Until You Feel Him Between Your Toes