Clothing
Posted 17 Nov 2011
Posted 3 Nov 2011
Underground Thong Will Help You Find Your Way in a Crunch
Nothing beats the feeling of a little Jubilee Line running under your Piccadilly and up your Bakerloo.
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Posted 7 Jul 2011
Bin Laden Junior Terrorist T-Shirts
Standard-issue for undercover al qaeda operatives. Perfect unsuspicious way for terrorists to recognize each other in a crowd. Also great for kids! Collect all your favorite terrorists.
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Posted 4 Jul 2011
Union Jack Arse-Kicker Boots
Don’t remember the power of British Empire? Perhaps a kick in arse will refresh your memory.
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Posted 14 Jun 2011
Let Everyone Know Your Feet Have Been To Bermuda
You don’t want to wear one of those in-your-face, look-at-me-I’ve-been-to-Bermuda T-shirts. You have to be more subtle about it. These Bermuda socks offer just the right amount of travel boasting. When you’re sitting, show at little ...READ MORE
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Posted 11 May 2011
Just Try To Tie These Shoes!
Here’s one practical joke you won’t forget — the shoelaces are painted on with an uncanny realness. You’ll be laughing for hours with these otherwise practical and comfortable wooden shoes.
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Posted 9 May 2011
Ahoy, It’s A Genuine Dutch Clog Schooner
This seaworthy garden shoe will sail one of your feet away to a paradise island, which you can then declare a Dutch colony. Comes with three sails, three flags, and as many Dutch icons as you can reasonably squeeze onto a single shoe.
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Posted 29 Apr 2011
This Confederate Blanket Will Help Keep You Warm, Segregated
Keep those pesky liberals at bay while you secede from that cold northern weather in our bestselling Confederate blanket (and shotgun wrap).
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Posted 28 Apr 2011
The “I Flunked High School Civics” Oba-Mao Duffel
Fox News has you confused between Lenin, Mao, Stalin and Obama? Don’t bother trying to sort out the details. Just sling this Oba-Mao bag over your shoulder and proudly show people you don’t give a shit about history, ideologies, or fact ...READ MORE
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Posted 27 Apr 2011
Show Princess Kate You Have a Great Sense of Humor — Right on Your Ass!
What better way to give the Royal Bride a jokey little nudge than by sending her a personal message on your ass, where she’ll be sure to see it.
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Posted 27 Apr 2011
Union Jack Banana Hammock and Thong Kit
Proudly show the flag of this once super-power nation by letting it barely cover your nether regions. Perfect for exposing yourself to locals while vacationing in British Overseas Territories.
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Posted 24 Apr 2011
Cover Your Confederate Female Private Parts with Rebel Flag Undies
Ladies, show off your inner plantation-owning slave-master as you dare men to rip them off you with the ”Try Taking This Down!” catch phrase.
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Posted 21 Apr 2011
“David” Boxers — The Underwear Michelangelo Would Have Worn
C’mon, who among us wouldn’t want to show off our hand-sculpted penis with Renaissance stucco pubic hair?
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Posted 20 Apr 2011
Paris Handbag with Built-In Bra
Ladies, how many times have you walked out the door, made it halfway to town and realized you forgot your bra? That’s where the Parisian bra bag comes in. Just hold it casually in front of your chest like a souvenir and no one will be the wis ...READ MORE
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Posted 10 Apr 2011
Dress Like a Real British Cop… Under Your Clothes
Ever wondered what those sexy Bobbies wear under their police uniforms? Or what if feels like to have the Union Jack flag that close to your penis?
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Posted 10 Apr 2011
The 4-Teat Coffee Mug
You’ll never forget to add milk when you start your day with a perfectly balanced 4-teat cup of coffee or tea. Udder bliss!
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Posted 10 Apr 2011
Relaxation Bag Will Help You Find Your Inner Serenity
Take one look at this tote bag and waves of relaxation will instantly wash over you and lull you into a state of sedated Milwaukee bliss. Now carry it around and let others benefit from its powerful relaxation powers.
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Posted 9 Apr 2011
Sure You Remember Chicago’s Famous Mascot
Everyone knows Chicago is famous for baby crocodiles. Or maybe baby dinosaurs/lizards.
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If You LIke Obama, Just Wait Until You Feel Him Between Your Toes