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Posted 12 Dec 2011
Posted 3 Nov 2011
Underground Thong Will Help You Find Your Way in a Crunch
Nothing beats the feeling of a little Jubilee Line running under your Piccadilly and up your Bakerloo.
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Posted 3 Nov 2011
Cuban Flp-Flop Filled with Rice will Not Let Your Feet Down
What could be better than the feeling of walking on a beach? How about walking on rice while walking on a beach. These rice-filled, butterfly-accented flip-flops will make you the envy of any beach party.
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Posted 3 Nov 2011
Genuine Hugo Chavezonometer Only Works In Venezeula
This socialist timepiece will tell you exactly when to go on a rant against the USA. Looks as natural on the golf course as it does at a political rally.
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Posted 12 Oct 2011
Perfect for Training Bathing Toddlers
Want to join the British elite? Here’s a tip: you need to start young. Combine your child’s washing and brain washing with this unabashedly branded rubber duck.
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Posted 12 Oct 2011
Don’t Lose Sight of Your Love for London while You Clip Your Nails
Finally, you can combine two of your favorite activities: clipping your toenails and loving London!
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Posted 1 Aug 2011
Family Friendly Clothes-On Porn Porcelain Tiles
This traditional blue and white Delft tile will have your house guests leaning in for a closer look.
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Posted 1 Jun 2011
Brazilian Rectal Exam Doll
Doesn’t matter if you’ve been palpated in Brazil or not. It’s going to be this year’s must-have Christmas gift for every kid.
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Posted 29 May 2011
Fiji Coconut Dolls Add Sophistication to Your Living Room
Local artisans spend years designing and hand gluing each and every coconut doll — a time-honored Fijian tradition for the last 3 years.
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Posted 27 May 2011
Show The World You’re a Connoisseur of Sexual Innuendo
Conservative mostly Amish town or sexual T-shirt emporium? Intercourse is both!
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Posted 22 May 2011
Pissing Boy Bottle Opener
Wrap your hands around this famous naked urinating minor and pop open a cold one.
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Posted 18 May 2011
Phallus with legs!
These South Korean wooden members are not just handcrafted, they can also stand on their own two legs!
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Posted 16 May 2011
Cross-Dressing Hawaiian Ukulele Player
Enjoy spying on your house guests as they lift the hula skirt to sneak a peek at what’s beneath.
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Posted 12 May 2011
This Great Pyramid Can Be Lifted By A Single Human — And It’s Black!
There are people who will tell you that Egypt doesn’t have a black pyramid. Or that they are much larger. Are you going to believe them or your own eyes?
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Posted 28 Apr 2011
Japanese Golden Poo Brings Good Luck and Reminds You of Soft-Serve Ice Cream
You can happily stare for hours at this perfectly sculpted golden piece of poo on a red silk pillow. Makes a great centerpiece for your dining table. (Note: yes, this is an actual souvenir and yes, it is a gold-plated poop. It’s good luck in Japan ...READ MORE
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Posted 25 Apr 2011
You’ve Never Fondled Kangaroo Testicles this Practical!
Need to light your cigarette or open a beer? Why not use a Kangaroo nutsack for the job? Those dead ”Roo” testicles feel great in your hand, provide all the grip you could wish for and make the task a breeze.
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Posted 21 Apr 2011
“David” Boxers — The Underwear Michelangelo Would Have Worn
C’mon, who among us wouldn’t want to show off our hand-sculpted penis with Renaissance stucco pubic hair?
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Posted 13 Apr 2011
Colombia Es Pasion
Nothing says “Colombian Passion” like a local holding a pig in a blanket while humping a life-size shot glass.
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Posted 12 Apr 2011
Erect Hillbilly
Invite your friends over for a glass of wine and some nice olives and let them marvel at the morning boner on your hand-sculpted Tennessee hillbilly.
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Posted 11 Apr 2011
The “I Swallowed a Snowglobe” Bear with Demon Eyes
Great Smoky Mountains are safer now that this possessed bear has been removed.
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Posted 11 Apr 2011
Our Bestselling Pig-Humping Throw Rug
Walk barefoot across this stylish throw rug and get ready for some sizzlin’ bacon from Chattanooga!
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Posted 9 Apr 2011
Sure You Remember Chicago’s Famous Mascot
Everyone knows Chicago is famous for baby crocodiles. Or maybe baby dinosaurs/lizards.
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Just Like Winter in Australia