Doug Lansky
Posted 14 Jun 2011
Posted 13 Jun 2011
Plate Clock Tells You When to Eat and When to Look At Touristy Shit
It’s 3 o’clock so it must be time to look the Tower of London. See how easy it is! Forget the guidebook and grab some cutlery and enjoy every minute of your London plate clock.
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Posted 12 Jun 2011
Warm and Cuddly Queen’s Guard Cyclops
This 2012 London Olympic mascot won’t miss a thing… unless it involves taste, hearing or smell.
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Posted 3 Jun 2011
Wild Kingdom Time Freeze
Ever wish you could just hit the pause button on a wildlife film, then bring it all to life while keeping them paused so they didn’t attack you? Then be able to buy all the time-frozen animals and bring them home and scatter them around your ho ...READ MORE
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Posted 2 Jun 2011
Our Most Popular Stuffed Rabbit Smoking a Hookah Pipe
Thanks to the magic of taxidermy, this rabbit can live on for eternity doing what it loved most — smoking a hookah pipe.
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Posted 1 Jun 2011
Brazilian Rectal Exam Doll
Doesn’t matter if you’ve been palpated in Brazil or not. It’s going to be this year’s must-have Christmas gift for every kid.
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Posted 31 May 2011
Camel in a Bottle Will Not Disappoint!
No matter what your expectations are for a Libyan camel-in-a-bottle sand masterpiece, these are guaranteed not to let you down.
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Posted 29 May 2011
Fiji Coconut Dolls Add Sophistication to Your Living Room
Local artisans spend years designing and hand gluing each and every coconut doll — a time-honored Fijian tradition for the last 3 years.
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Posted 27 May 2011
Show The World You’re a Connoisseur of Sexual Innuendo
Conservative mostly Amish town or sexual T-shirt emporium? Intercourse is both!
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Posted 24 May 2011
Traditional All-You-Can-Drink Easter Island Spring Break Mugs
Party all night long as you learn the about local culture by drinking beer out of these famous Easter Island Heads.
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Posted 22 May 2011
Pissing Boy Bottle Opener
Wrap your hands around this famous naked urinating minor and pop open a cold one.
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Posted 18 May 2011
Russian Fish with Mustache
This Russian fish will patiently listen to all your fishing stories. It’s the perfect companion for any mustachioed fisherman.
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Posted 17 May 2011
These Intellectual Leprechauns Can’t Stop Reading!
Accent your library with these well-read leprechauns.
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Posted 16 May 2011
Cross-Dressing Hawaiian Ukulele Player
Enjoy spying on your house guests as they lift the hula skirt to sneak a peek at what’s beneath.
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Posted 11 May 2011
Just Try To Tie These Shoes!
Here’s one practical joke you won’t forget — the shoelaces are painted on with an uncanny realness. You’ll be laughing for hours with these otherwise practical and comfortable wooden shoes.
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Posted 10 Apr 2011
Tube Map for Binge Drinking Tourists
Drink yourself into oblivion with this shot glass, pass out on the London Underground, wake up hours later and use that same shot glass to find your way back home. Perfect for the visiting binge drinker!
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Posted 10 Apr 2011
The Guess-Who-Got-Mommy-Pregnant-Again Magnet
Here’s a clever, subtle way of telling that guy/girl you had just awkward sex with in the cornfield that they better not tell anyone about it. Put it on the fridge and let it turn into a great guessing game.
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Let Everyone Know Your Feet Have Been To Bermuda