Doug Lansky

Ah… to be a moose in Sweden

n the Sweden moose are getting
Stockholm, Sweden
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Doug Lansky

Taste the Freedom of Brandenburg-Gate-Shaped Pasta

Feel the rush of Cold War carbohydrates running through your colander as you prepare your Brandenberg-Gate-Shaped pasta.
Berlin, Germany
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Doug Lansky

Let Everyone Know Your Feet Have Been To Bermuda

You don’t want to wear one of those in-your-face, look-at-me-I’ve-been-to-Bermuda T-shirts. You have to be more subtle about it. These Bermuda socks offer just the right amount of travel boasting. When you’re sitting, show at little ...READ MORE
bermuda
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Doug Lansky

Plate Clock Tells You When to Eat and When to Look At Touristy Shit

It’s 3 o’clock so it must be time to look the Tower of London. See how easy it is! Forget the guidebook and grab some cutlery and enjoy every minute of your London plate clock.
Heathrow airport, london
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Doug Lansky

Blue Koosh Ball Bird Loves Sweden

Love is contagious. Especially when you stare into the big, soul-searching, rubbery eyes of a blue bird-shaped koosh ball.
arlanda airport
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Doug Lansky

Bulgarian Fiddle Clock Guarantees Not to Annoy You With Bulgarian Folk Music

Okay, so maybe you can’t play the six-stringed Gadulka, but you can use it to tell time! And with just a mild ticking sound, it is 99% less annoying than the non-clock version.
Nesebar, Bulgaria
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Doug Lansky

Executive Toad Coin Purse

Show off your financial acumen by keeping your coins in this refined and practical Cane Toad Purse.
Cairns, Austrialia
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Japanese Golden Poo Brings Good Luck and Reminds You of Soft-Serve Ice Cream

You can happily stare for hours at this perfectly sculpted golden piece of poo on a red silk pillow. Makes a great centerpiece for your dining table. (Note: yes, this is an actual souvenir and yes, it is a gold-plated poop. It’s good luck in Japan ...READ MORE
Kyoto, Japan
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Doug Lansky

Royal Wedding Bear with Ring Will Make You Cry with Love

Okay, you’re beginning to realize that Prince William is not going to marry you. But all is not lost! You can have the next best thing: William the Bear. And it comes with the ring that Kate might be wearing if she weren’t already getting ...READ MORE
London, England
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Doug Lansky

Royal Wedding Toy Set

Hey Kids! Just imagine marrying into the Royal Family and getting pursued by paparazzi for the rest of your life. Or hanging out in Buckingham palace drinking gin and tonics with the Queen. The royal fun is as limitless as your imagination.
london, england
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Doug Lansky

Princess Kate Thimbles — One For Every Digit!

Imagine sewing a patch on your jeans with a different Princess Kate thimble on each digit! Or just being able to use a different one Monday to Friday! What a feeling!
london, england
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Doug Lansky

Moscow souvenir stall

know you've made it when you can sell your own likeness on a souve
moscow, russia
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Doug Lansky

Ladies and Gentlemen, Her Majesty’s Beefeater Ducks!

Beefeater guards protect the Tower of London and Crown Jewels, but who do you think protects th e moat? The Beefeater ducks, that’s who! A highly trained and respected brigade of webbed-foot soldiers.
London, England
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Doug Lansky

Traditional Academic Back Scratcher

This traditional University of Wisconsin back scratcher will satisfy any academic itch up to PhD level. It can also be used for waving to friends across campus, petting badgers, and shaking hands with people you’d rather not touch.
Milwaukee airport
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Doug Lansky

Presto! You’re Certified. Start tipping!

As any self-respecting cow tipper knows, the toughest part is nailing down that certification. Instead of waiting for months for the paperwork to be processed, you can now pick up this handy coffee mug.
Milwaukee airport
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Doug Lansky

Unsigned Plate-Like Framed Photo

Didn’t get a personal invite to the Royal Wedding? Here’s the next best thing: an unsigned photo of the royal couple encased in a light-weight frame with no less than 20 London attractions interlaced into an architectural dreadlock.
London, England
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Doug Lansky

Own the Very Same Framed Photo the Royal Couple Has on Their Wall

You can almost imagine the vow: ”I love you as much as all the framed Union Jack-patterned, heart-shaped royal seals with faux-silver London miniature attractions in the whole world.”
london, england
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Doug Lansky

His and Hers British Police dogs!

Can’t decide which to get… get both! They’re police partners. Place them in front of your home and keep thieves at bay. Have been proven more effective than at least one high-priced security system.
London, England
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Doug Lansky

Tube Map for Binge Drinking Tourists

Drink yourself into oblivion with this shot glass, pass out on the London Underground, wake up hours later and use that same shot glass to find your way back home. Perfect for the visiting binge drinker!
London, England
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Doug Lansky

Almost-Vintage Guitars Guarantee Amazing British Rock Sound

Command instant respect at your next rock concert with one of these genuine kick-ass British electric guitars. So hard core, you’ll risk getting mistaken for Keith Richards, Pete Townsend, or maybe Eric Clapton… but that’s just a c ...READ MORE
london, england
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Doug Lansky

Three-Foot Tall British Phone Booth!

Bring home an adorable three-foot-tall red British phone booth that is guaranteed not to work. It’s too small for children to play in, but you can fill it with all sorts of crap just like we did.
london, england
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Doug Lansky

London’s Clock Tower as Envisioned by Donald Trump

Bet you didn’t know London’s famous Clock Tower was make of solid fake gold? Place this shiny almost-exact replica on your mantle and bring back those fond memories of you posing in front of the real thing.
london, england
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Doug Lansky

Everything You Already Know About The Royal Couple Packaged in a Whole New Way

Get the full fairy tale love story on William and Catherine… complete with DVD! It covers how they met, got engaged, spent a few hundred million on a wedding, and were chased by paparazzi ever after.
london, england
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Doug Lansky

Can You Believe the Leaning Tower of Pisa is This Cheap?!!

Try to spot the real Leaning Tower of Pisa. They’re all so life-like and beautifully crafted it’s almost impossible!
pisa, italy
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Doug Lansky

Have You Ever Seen a Rat This Fucking Adorable?

Hey, look, a rat on a Vespa is stealing the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Just kidding, it’s only a magnet. Funny joke!
pisa, italy
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Doug Lansky

The 4-Teat Coffee Mug

You’ll never forget to add milk when you start your day with a perfectly balanced 4-teat cup of coffee or tea. Udder bliss!
Milwaukee airport
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Pisa… You Know, That Place Where Popeye Hangs Out

Celebrate this Italian wonder with an authentic Popeye-and-Olive-on-a-scooter T-shirt. The cartoon couple were well-known supporters of Italian architecture.
pisa, italy
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Doug Lansky

Relaxation Bag Will Help You Find Your Inner Serenity

Take one look at this tote bag and waves of relaxation will instantly wash over you and lull you into a state of sedated Milwaukee bliss. Now carry it around and let others benefit from its powerful relaxation powers.
Milwaukee airport
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Doug Lansky

Milwaukee, The Rainbow Peace Capital of the Midwest

Missed the whole hippie movement? It’s not too late. Grab this rainbow peace magnet (comes decorated with three geminoids and the word ”Milwaukee”), download some Grateful Dead tunes and start making up for lost time. It’s th ...READ MORE
Milwaukee airport
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Doug Lansky

Cheese Bell Is Perfect for All Cheese-Related Occasions

Your cheese is aged to perfection and ready to serve, but how will you let your guests know it’s time to eat? With this handy cheese bell, that’s how! That smug little mouse makes a perfect grip. Just ring a few time and your cheese-lovin ...READ MORE
Milwaukee airport
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Doug Lansky