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Japanese Golden Poo Brings Good Luck and Reminds You of Soft-Serve Ice Cream
You can happily stare for hours at this perfectly sculpted golden piece of poo on a red silk pillow. Makes a great centerpiece for your dining table. (Note: yes, this is an actual souvenir and yes, it is a gold-plated poop. It’s good luck in Japan.)




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Hey Gayle,
I just ran across this today and I was thinking of you. This is what you need for your home to drive all sickness and evil away! It’s good luck in Japan. Hope you and Jane are feeling better today. xoxo Wanda.
That dude reflected in the golden poo looks like me.
Also, is this a reference to that one N64 game with the enemy that was just a pile of crap…literally? Probably not, but interesting that both came from Japan.
Also the camera looks like mine. I don’t have any pictures of golden poop on my camera, but I should check again.
Apparently Japanese people are obsessed with poo (and urine).