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You’ve Never Fondled Kangaroo Testicles this Practical!

Need to light your cigarette or open a beer? Why not use a Kangaroo nutsack for the job?  Those dead ”Roo” testicles feel great in your hand, provide all the grip you could wish for and make the task a breeze.

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  1. Bubble
    Posted 25 Sep 2012 at 5:51 pm | Permalink

    I was going to buy this bottle opener, but my wife thought we would not get it through customs…should have tried!

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