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Collect the Whole Eiffel Tower Family
Talk about uncanny renderings! The patriotic one on the left is a dead ringer for tower creator, Alexandre Gustave Eiffel, looking dapper (and medicated) in his favorite bow tie and top hat. The pink one looks just like his wife, Marie (before she contracted pneumonia in 1887) and their first of five children is right in the middle (a distant cousin of Sponge Bob).
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Conehead Family Pets
Forget about Remulak, “We’re from FRANCE”. Just as the Conehead family always loved to make clear, these fuzzy and four-legged little cone head pets have PARIS unmistakably monogrammed for all to see. There’s Beldog the Poppa, who comes with a top hat Mama can use to hone his cone. Their moths are always open and ready to consume large quantities.